wugs:

laisse-le-soleil-luit:

wugs:

In French, you don’t really say “fuck me.” You say “mets ta baguette magique dans mon four,” which is closer to “put your magic baguette in my oven.”

I love that. Baguettes in ovens. It’s about food.

I’m French and I’m pretty sure you say ‘casse-moi’ which means something like ‘break me’. Just saying.

no that doesn’t make sense that’s much too violent

the french dont like violence they like bread

(Source: wuqs, via ashsoka)